das Leben ist schön 人生は美しい

3 good friends, an Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were involved in an
accident and died on the spot. All 3 of them went to the heavens. Upon
reaching the heavens, 3 of them was on the waiting list, to meet god.
During this time, all 3 members of the family decide to do a funeral
together. All 3 bodies was peacefully placed on 3 coffins next to each other.
So, back to the heavens; the 3 lads finally got their turn to meet god.
But when god is about to register their names, he suspect that 3 of
them are not suppose to die yet. God told them they have at least 50
years to live. Rejoice, 3 of them was ordered to be set free down to
Earth. However, a greedy angel demand RM1000 from each of them
before he could set all 3 of them free…

Down at Earth, at the funeral, the Indian fella woke up from the coffin.
Everyone was shocked, of course. The Indian guy explained to
everyone that God decides to let them live but have to pay the angel
the sum of RM1000. The Indian said he straight away paid the angel
lump sum cash of Rm1000 without hesitation.

Everyone was puzzled. Why only the Indian was revived. Where is the Chinese and Malay. The Indian explained

“The Chinese will be coming down very soon. He’s negotiating the price
with the Angel. He won’t pay unless the angel agree with RM800.”
“The Malay?”

He is waiting for the Government to fund him.